Dateline: Nashville, TN, May 13

Discriminating road warriors prefer Kinkos - they have free broadband connections for laptops.

Dateline: Hurricane Mills, TN, May 13

This unassuming restaurant near Loretta Lynn's Dude Ranch features vegetable plates so intensely "southern" that a spoonful of turnip greens features more protein than most actual cows.

Dateline: Hurricane Mills, TN, May 13

I felt it was my responsiability to share this with everyone.

Dateline: Somewherein, TN, May 13

Our first official snowglobe. Moo.

Dateline: Somewherein, TN, May 13

Roadpuppy at the wheel.

Dateline: Russellville, AR, May 13

Busch Gardens? Amateur stuff! Let's all head to Conway next May for some REAL fun!

Dateline: Fort Smith, AR, May 13

Okay, I know we were supposed to camp at Petit Jean State Park in central Arkansas, but it was, like, thundering and stuff, okay? Zap zap boom! And until we figure out how much protection tents are against a lightning strike, we're keeping our white fluffy butts inside this Motel 6!

Dateline: Van Buren, AR, May 14

Sad, I know. We looked for an hour and this is the only snowglobe we could turn up to represent Arkansas. It went back on the shelf after this photo was taken.

Oh, Arkansas, Arkansas....